stumped

Why haven't I been snatched up by some adoring boy (girl) yet? Jennie and I are stumped. I'm flirtatious, adventurous, eager, and attractive.

So what's missing. Any guesses? It's seriously blowing my mind right now.

According to a number of advisers, I should stop looking. I've stopped and started and stopped and started looking dozens of times though. Do I have to let me heart honestly give it up for good and then magically someone will appear?

Outrageous.


[edit 03:53 I sang "cheek to cheek" to a bunch of middle aged men tonight. it cheered me up! Apparently even the gays think I'm cute.]