Just to make you jealous, and want to send me your addresses (you don't have to tell me your name, it'll still get there if I put your blog name!), let me tell you that I just finished assembling gender-appropriate Christmas presents for my Uncle Vic and Lady Brett Ashley, a.k.a. on stage as "Seymour Cox" (I had to give dragman a name!). All I have to do is choose for each of them one of the cards I made, write the note and box them up for shipping. Hooray! I <3 December!
You, too can have a gender appropriate, lovingly assembled present. I'm making them especially for you, and I feel unfairly blessed, so please let me share it with you!