Before I forget, will each and every one of you who wishes to receive a wintry greeting by post, regardless of your country of residence, please e-mail (firstname.lastname@example.org) to me your postal address? I will send a hand-written card that I have made with my own hands, featuring pictures I have taken over the last two years. If you live in a warm climate, you may particular enjoy one of the snowy scenes that I photographed a few states north of here. Those of you in the sidebar who read this are especially obligated. Those who know me in flesh and blood and who have moved in the last year (that number is growing!) will be entirely out of my good graces for the month of Decemberween unless you comply.
Alright, you have your orders!