quote of the day

I took my gay boy on a date tonight. He said he felt like he might be catching a cold.

"I can hardly swallow ... I've never had that problem before."

Oh man, it took me about two seconds to catch what he said and meant, but it made me laugh! I feel like Emmet from QAF has said that before.

My gay boy makes me nervous. He coughs a lot and won't get tested :(