Poll for the Bottoms

(still drunk)

So, as you can see on the left-hand-side-bar, the bottoms have taken the cake. I think there have been almost 5 new votes for "bottom" in the last week or so. Would you mind introducing yourselves and answering a question for me?

So. How the hell does one get "picked up" at a bar. As I have never experienced this, and would dearly love to experience it... can you leave me some pointers?

Thanks dollies!


Essin' Em said...

let me know if you figure this out...I'd also be interested in knowing!

keep me updated on your NY schedule...J and I want to go to babeland too, so it would work perfectly!

D. said...

As of yet, I've been unable to convince any of my straight friends to accompany me to a gay club, so I've no idea if the rules differ. Shouldn't showing up, looking cute and happy suffice?

Ms. Avarice said...

s - i emailed you

d - it sounds to me like you need gay friends. lots and lots of them! it's one big, fabulous family. Maybe try something low-key like a gay coffee house... go by yourself and be determined to make friends!

Ms. Avarice said...

agh! forgot to answer second question: i make it a point to look cute and happy most of the time, and this has not yet worked for me.

lady brett said...

hmm. last time i was out, my straight buddy dragged my ass over to the cute butch in question and proceeded to try to explain that i thought she was cute, and i was actually femme, even though i happened to be dressed in drag at the time. fortunately, i was drunk enough that i didn't die of embarassment.

but i don't suggest this as the model for getting picked up. so, um, let me know if you figure it out. =D