22.9.07

Poll for the Bottoms

(still drunk)

So, as you can see on the left-hand-side-bar, the bottoms have taken the cake. I think there have been almost 5 new votes for "bottom" in the last week or so. Would you mind introducing yourselves and answering a question for me?

So. How the hell does one get "picked up" at a bar. As I have never experienced this, and would dearly love to experience it... can you leave me some pointers?

Thanks dollies!

5 comments:

Essin' Em said...

let me know if you figure this out...I'd also be interested in knowing!

keep me updated on your NY schedule...J and I want to go to babeland too, so it would work perfectly!

D. said...

As of yet, I've been unable to convince any of my straight friends to accompany me to a gay club, so I've no idea if the rules differ. Shouldn't showing up, looking cute and happy suffice?

Ms. Avarice said...

s - i emailed you

d - it sounds to me like you need gay friends. lots and lots of them! it's one big, fabulous family. Maybe try something low-key like a gay coffee house... go by yourself and be determined to make friends!

Ms. Avarice said...

agh! forgot to answer second question: i make it a point to look cute and happy most of the time, and this has not yet worked for me.

lady brett said...

hmm. last time i was out, my straight buddy dragged my ass over to the cute butch in question and proceeded to try to explain that i thought she was cute, and i was actually femme, even though i happened to be dressed in drag at the time. fortunately, i was drunk enough that i didn't die of embarassment.

but i don't suggest this as the model for getting picked up. so, um, let me know if you figure it out. =D